OK, let me say up front that this is a harebrained idea. What about cleaning the hydraulic lifters thoroughly and then injecting them full of a hard epoxy? It's OK to laugh but tell me why it won't work 
Regards, Neil Tucson, AZ
Neil, I'll never discount one of your suggestions.
The cam is directly above the tappet, the hydraulic piston-spring combination is built into the tappet, and it's the hydraulic piston that actuates the valve. It's the cushion of the spring and oil that takes up the slack in the valvetrain.



Right now, we don't know what the base circle on the cam is going to be, the amount of lift we'll be needing, the valvestem length, or the seat pressure. What we would have to do if we follow your suggestion, would be to get everything set and then set each lifter with epoxy. The cams would have to come out - what, 8 times - and if one is screwed up, well, I'm looking for replacements.
And honestly, I'm looking at these pieces and asking myself, "It this a component I'm going to trust on a 10,000 RPM 1-2 shift?"
It'd take a lot of really good glue to get me to that point.
This is all new to me, and while I'm certain this valvetrain will, in the end, be much less problematic than the OHV arrangement of the Grenade, it's going to require "a huge dedication to careful and precise build techniques and tolerances."
It's a 33mm diameter tappet - I'm wondering if there's anything commonly available in the US of a similar size and can be had in a performance adjustable solid version - possibly GM, Ford, Toyota, Honda?
I'm heading over to eBay to see if I can find a valve spring compressor for this thing.