Fordboy -
The author called you a "guru" . . .
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Midget,
From the Merriam-Webster Online concise Encyclopedia/Dictionary, definition of guru (noun):
In Hinduism, a personal spiritual teacher. In ancient India, knowledge of the Vedas was transmitted through oral teaching from guru to pupil. The rise of the bhakti movement further increased the importance of gurus, who were often looked on as living embodiments of spiritual truth and were identified with the deity. They prescribed spiritual disciplines to their devotees, who followed their dictates in a tradition of willing service and obedience. Men or women may be gurus, though generally only men have established lineages.Those who get to know me, might become aware of my lack of "spirituality", especially in my line of work. Under the circumstances, the label 'guru', seems inappropriate. However, I have also been called 'Svengoolie' (Tm) and 'Svengali'. Of the three, I think I prefer 'Svengali', simply for the character's penchant for evil. There is no denying my Machiavellian preference for the 'dark side'.
I'm not the alchemist/magician who unlocks the doors, I'm the engineer/mechanic who pulls the pins out of the hinges . . . . . . . . . more effective and more practical if you ask me . . . . . . . sort of, master of what is obvious . . . . . .
Years ago, a well known competitor of mine called me the "Luckiest f***er in the world". I prefer to think that I'm more adept at math than he is . . . . . If his opinion is the truth, how come I haven't won Lotto?

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Fordboy