They are the brightest trailer lights I've ever seen!
I got a call from a mate a while back asked if he could borrow the car trailer (there are two tandems here

,the FIL leant one to us two years ago when we moved and won't take/doesn't want it back) "sure" I said. He turns up just on dark, the lights are barely working.
"I'll sort it out" he says.
The next day he rings me and said that he 'd loaded his hot rod on it and now none of the lights work.....
I told him to take it to an auto electrician and to get it completely rewired.
Rings me the next day, he's found a guy because his usual bloke was on holidays.
"$300 , do you want to talk to him?" ($#%#$#^

I'm thinking, just my luck)
I talk to him, and told him to replace everything.
I drop in to pay him about two hours later, he's finished.....
Three days later the trailer is dropped back at my place, I have a look underneath, same old bits and pieces wiring job...nothing replaced, he's just trouble shot it. I'm a little ticked off.
I stew on it, not feeling any better.
A week or so later I'm in said auto-elec's town to see a friend play guitar at the farmers market..."Ahh stuff it" I think, I'll drop in and see him.
"Knock knock"
Woman comes to the door, "Are you looking for Bob?"
I hear mumbling inside but it takes nearly ten minutes before he comes out. He's white, and trembling.
"Hi James, is there a problem?"
"Yeah Bob, about the trailer, you didn't replace anything?, I've come for my money back I'm afraid"
He pulls the money out of his pocket and gives it to me (he knew exactly why I was there), hands shaking like I'm pointing a gun at him.... I gave him 50 bucks,
"That's for your time"....
I actually felt bad about it.